BIG BREASTS: Posts, Causes, Cures and Etiquette

BIG BREASTS: Posts, Causes, Cures and Etiquette 

by Bill Knell

I have nothing against huge women's breasts. I just don't understand why thousands of these girls insist on posting photos of them (clothes on or off) online for all the world to see. I get that there may be, what they consider to be, legitimate reasons for doing it. For me it does get repetitive and annoying after a while, but to be fair, let's take a look at their reasons (not their boobs) for posting so you can decide for yourself.

SELLING THEIR MELONS. When cash is low, the refrigerator is empty and the rent is late, it's time to take off those tops and display nature's big money makers. What better bait to hook someone's wallet?

LOOKING FOR LOVE. Tired of Tinder, fake photos and people past their expiration dates? It's time to let those puppies loose so they can attract the people you're really looking for. Bigger isn't always better, but you're certain to hook someone who needs a bigger boat.

SHOWING OFF. Maybe your the kind of girl that enjoyed making all the other gals in the shower room jealous after gym class. Now you get to impress the whole world with your big balloons. Ego can be an emotional fun trip, but it can also be a trap that makes you do things you might later regret.

THE UTIMATE SALES TOOL. You're selling clothes, fragrances, car parts, tools, sports equipment or whatever. It doesn't matter. You flash your image above the products and let your tits do the talking.

I feel that life is hard enough for well endued women without bringing further attention to themselves. The honest ones will tell you that having large breasts can be physically debilitating. Sore backs, breast rashes, limited exercise abilities and so on. Then there is the unwanted attention. People stare all the time. Guys make stupid comments. Little kids point to you. Babies cry because they get thirsty when they see you. Well, maybe not the last one. And just try to find clothes, especially swimsuits, that fit right and look good.

I had a close friend named Kathy who had huge breasts. They were a real problem for her because she was a Cosmetologist. Imagine trying to maneuver around people sitting in a stylist chair with torpedos jutting out from your chest? It wasn't all bad news. She was always booked up because men came to her leaving their barbers behind to stare at hers and get squeezed when Kathy leaned over the chair. She was a brunette, about 5’9” with a pretty face and perfect body.

When I visited her in the Midwest it was usually in the summer. Kathy was an excellent swimmer and loved the water. We would often go to lakes popular for public swimming. When she visited me in Florida, Kathy handled the Gulf like a pro (and sometimes looked like one). She would always upset me by wearing a two piece swimsuit that was anything but modest. 

I once told her there was not an ounce of fat on her body, except where it counts. When we went out on boat rides in our swimsuits the crew would sometimes ask us to put on floatation vests. I always told them not to worry; she has two built in. But I tried to avoid too much criticism of Kathy or her wardrobe. She couldn't afford breast reduction surgery, but came up with a good idea. As a make-up artist, Kathy began to accentuate her pretty face which, after perhaps a brief glance, kept people's eyes on her face instead.