BIG BREASTS: Posts, Causes, Cures and Etiquette
BIG BREASTS: Posts, Causes, Cures and Etiquette
by Bill Knell
I have nothing against huge women's breasts. I just don't understand why thousands of these girls insist on posting photos of them (clothes on or off) online for all the world to see. I get that there may be, what they consider to be, legitimate reasons for doing it. For me it does get repetitive and annoying after a while, but to be fair, let's take a look at their reasons (not their boobs) for posting so you can decide for yourself.
SELLING THEIR MELONS. When cash is low, the refrigerator is empty and the rent is late, it's time to take off those tops and display nature's big money makers. What better bait to hook someone's wallet?
LOOKING FOR LOVE. Tired of Tinder, fake photos and people past their expiration dates? It's time to let those puppies loose so they can attract the people you're really looking for. Bigger isn't always better, but you're certain to hook someone who needs a bigger boat.
SHOWING OFF. Maybe your the kind of girl that enjoyed making all the other gals in the shower room jealous after gym class. Now you get to impress the whole world with your big balloons. Ego can be an emotional fun trip, but it can also be a trap that makes you do things you might later regret.
THE UTIMATE SALES TOOL. You're selling clothes, fragrances, car parts, tools, sports equipment or whatever. It doesn't matter. You flash your image above the products and let your tits do the talking.
I feel that life is hard enough for well endued women without bringing further attention to themselves. The honest ones will tell you that having large breasts can be physically debilitating. Sore backs, breast rashes, limited exercise abilities and so on. Then there is the unwanted attention. People stare all the time. Guys make stupid comments. Little kids point to you. Babies cry because they get thirsty when they see you. Well, maybe not the last one. And just try to find clothes, especially swimsuits, that fit right and look good.
I had a close friend named Kathy who had huge breasts. They were a real problem for her because she was a Cosmetologist. Imagine trying to maneuver around people sitting in a stylist chair with torpedos jutting out from your chest? It wasn't all bad news. She was always booked up because men came to her leaving their barbers behind to stare at hers and get squeezed when Kathy leaned over the chair. She was a brunette, about 5’9” with a pretty face and perfect body.
When I visited her in the Midwest it was usually in the summer. Kathy was an excellent swimmer and loved the water. We would often go to lakes popular for public swimming. When she visited me in Florida, Kathy handled the Gulf like a pro (and sometimes looked like one). She would always upset me by wearing a two piece swimsuit that was anything but modest.
I once told her there was not an ounce of fat on her body, except where it counts. When we went out on boat rides in our swimsuits the crew would sometimes ask us to put on floatation vests. I always told them not to worry; she has two built in. But I tried to avoid too much criticism of Kathy or her wardrobe. She couldn't afford breast reduction surgery, but came up with a good idea. As a make-up artist, Kathy began to accentuate her pretty face which, after perhaps a brief glance, kept people's eyes on her face instead.
Kathy's taste in cars also mystified me. She was a smart girl, yet she bought an AMC Gremlin. It was only manufactured for a few years and was probably one of the reasons that AMC went out of business. Who would name a car after a mythical creature that sabotaged engines? She finally told me that of all the vehicles she sat in while car shopping, the Gremlin had the most room for her extended front.
Soliel Moon Frye (born 8/6/76) is a wonderful actress. As a child she played one on a sitcom called ‘Punky Brewster’ from 1984 to 1988. Showbiz gossip said that one of the reasons the show ended was because, at twelve, puberty hit Soliel hard and caused a major chest expansion. Afterward, she voiced Punky in a cartoon spinoff that ran for twenty-six episodes.
Soliel was in notable TV shows and some movies. However, producers began to worry that her breasts would become a distraction. Suffering with gigantomastia caused her mental anguish due to teasing by boys and physical pain. She was 5'1" tall and had 38DD breasts at the age of fifteen, according to Midwest Breast & Aesthetic Surgery and Cosmetic Surgery Affiliates.
She underwent breast reduction surgery that changed things for her personally and professionally. She found new fame on ‘Sabrina The Teenage Witch' starring Melissa Joan Hart. The two were friends and had excellent chemistry in front of the camera. She was fortunate to be able to have the surgery. Not all big breasted girls can afford it and not all health insurance covers it, depending on the individual case.
Soliel went on a diet after her surgery. That was a smart move. One of the reasons that women's breast sizes have been increasing since the 1950s is obesity. When a few girls I knew occasionally overindulged on food their breasts would become larger, while the rest of their bodies remained the same. Most others aren't so lucky. Chronic obesity is a major problem today that certainly contributes to increased breast sizes. Getting thinner is a billion dollar business.
Another reason is increased oestrogen levels which cause breast overgrowth. Those higher levels also cause early puberty. Girls as young as nine today have breast sizes once expected of twelve year olds. Some studies show that the increased oestrogen levels are caused by the overuse of supplements that may help the body to produce more.
Sometimes we just have to play the cards that nature has dealt us. If putting yourself and your major physical assets online will help you pay bills or find a sugar daddy (or mommy) that will front you for the reduction surgery, more power to you. Sadly, my research into the matter reveals that no resources currently exist for free or discounted breast reduction surgery apart from health insurance.
I do not suggest you get too provacative or pose nude in your online posts for any reason. Some day you may want to marry a guy or girl that might not love that kind of past, or have children that can see your posts as they grow up. Posts you upload can follow you a long time. And, please, don't send me any boob pics. I get enough from trolling.
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